January 2010
December 2009
WAHHHH, NOOO.
SHIT
ON
MY
DICK
.
"I SURVIVED THE UPPER CLASS TRASH / EASTON REUNION...
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on a scale from 1 to chris brown, how mad are you?
chokecalifornia:
irsh:
on a scale of 1 to david hasselhoff how drunk do you wanna get?
on a scale from 1 to anna nicole smith how fucked up do you wanna get off prescription drugs ?
on a scale of 1 to kanye west how mean do you want to be to innocent bystanders?
Tumblr.com '09: What I've learned.
sammarkumismyhomegirl:
eatyourdinner:
margaritaqueen:
chiksilog:
dearmary:
1. This is the best site that I have ever spent a part of my life on.
2. There are actual bloggers on this website. But shh, they’re supposed to be a secret.
3. Photos get more reblogs and likes than Text posts. Forever.
4. When you reblog, saying “THIS.” and “Oh My God” are two appropriate responses.
5....
poker face - lady gaga.
sammarkumismyhomegirl:
Pointless Story Of The Morning:
This morning when I woke up, I was sitting on the floor with Zeke and noticed that he doesn’t lick himself like he used to. So I told him, I said, “Loverboy, you don’t lick yourself anymore! Julianne would be so proud!” Now we’re downstairs in the computer room and all of a sudden, I hear that nasty sound, and there he is, licking all over...
What love to a 4-8 year old is:
sammarkumismyhomegirl:
cantcontainit:
merbitch:
whenshesmiles:
‘When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.’ Rebecca- age 8
‘When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their...
Say My Name.
Eh, Why Not?
I’m bored, Hi Tumblr.
Driving Away.
I got up and left, I got up and left for two hours with absolutely no destination, I just drove. I haven’t JUST drove, to drive in SO long. I was so mad, and I have no idea why. I thought about this entire past year, and all in all after a few hurdles it was a damn good year. I don’t know why but the fact that you had the nerve to say I’m to wrapped up in my boyfriend really...
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I'm getting,
quite ancy for christmas and to give all the gifts away that I’ve purchased. I’m excited, I hope Christmas is spectacular.
Listening to Promise Of Redemption wasn’t the smartest move at 2:30 A.M. I now can’t sleep and I’m in tears, I don’t know why this is eating at me, this irrational notion I have. I’m so paranoid and I don’t even have a reason to be, I keep second guessing myself and it makes me anxious. I know I’m avoiding from seeing what’s really happening, I...
I caved.
Fuck.
Let’s GO!
iTunes (via merryperry)
sammarkumismyhomegirl:
littlehellion:
How many songs total: 2691. How many hours or days of music: 6.6 Days.
Sort By Song Title
First Song: A - Cartel Last Song: 3685- The Spill Canvas
Sort By Time Shortest Song: OUTRO - Forever The Sickest Kids Longest Song: Christmas Present- The Rocket Summer
Sort By Album First Album: Across The Universe Soundtrack Last Album: 40oz To Freedom-...
let's make my first accident my last - the morning...
sammarkumismyhomegirl:
I had a dream that I went to Miami with my mom, Grandpa, and Julianne. My grandpa has been dead since I was eleven and my mom lives in Missouri. Julianne and I were having a dance party to The Summer Set’s cover of Love In This Club, and we were doing all of our crazy dancing in the backseat while Mom yelled for us to calm down and Grandpa laughed. And then this car came...
Sorry about the Mean Girls spammage.
I’m going to bed now, I swear.
